nat-sg:

artist-refs:

Islamic Headscarves by ArsalanKhanArtist

Heck yeah, I needed to know about this.
wimpytav:

anxietykills-themind:

You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache  

hELLO MY BABY, hELLO MY HONEY, hELLO MY RAGTIME GAL,

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

sonneillonv:

kzuryuus:

collowrath:

If you identify as a feminist I’m going to need you to stay at least 50 feet away from me, thanks.

A hoard of feminists all stand exactly 50 feet around you. Many other feminists slowly gather around, creating a large circle. You have said the wrong thing. You will never touch nor hear what these feminists have to say but they will always remain exactly 50 feet away from you in a large circle. Always. This is your fate.

And now, the weather.

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

(Source: bearsnbritts)